Dear Night zookeeper,
I would like to be the new night zookeeper. I would be perfect for the job. I am a trained nilth monster fighter with a certificate witch say’s I am the best in America so when they attack I will be ready. I am responsible and I will keep the animals safe when being attacked. When my arms and legs get chopped off they grow back but my head doesn’t.
Yours sincerely
Stanley Pancake
silebyredlands 