Dear Night zookeeper,
I wanted to inform you that I would be perfect for the job. I know kung-fu , and rugby and I think it would be a perfect plan too defend the zoo from the EVIL MONSTERS witch are attacking the zoo right now!
Did you know I even know how to use every weapon , and even if an new weapon comes out I learn quickly?
And I’m a giant magic fan.
Your sincerely
Philippe
Good night